if jonerys happens and theyre not like a little bit cringe what even is the point. he’s so emo and she’s so horsegirl why can’t they be weird why do they have to be hot and cool and regal.
god i love northern lords. wyman joyous& loving life eating human being pie. cregan karstark flinging shit at his prison guards. barbrey who doesn’t even like the other lords still hates roose more her ‘north remembers’ slay. greatjon umber drunk enough to have alcohol poisoning murders several& bites a guys ear off and 8 men are needed to take him down. maege mormont never married 5 daughters no explanation given except ‘we fuck bears’. howland reed hasnt even shown up yet this 5′ short king holds the biggest most insane secret of the realm
tywin’s sex tunnel is so funny dude. everyone goes on about how cool and stoic and awesome he is or how in love he is with joanna. dude was walking that tunnel all the way to the brothel thats like what at least ten minutes. just ten minutes of tywin walking in the dark with a torch for sexy times.